5 Scientific theories that help explain Santa to smart kids
Parents used to have it pretty easy when it came to explaining Santa: it’s all Christmas miracles and magic. But these days, kids are too cynical and too worldly (and have access to too much Google) to fall for that old timey “Christmas is magic” bullshit. And you better bring your A game, because today’s kids are pretty wary of letting elderly men sneak around their homes in the middle of night, especially if he’s got presents.
STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!
Don’t worry. Science, and Cracked, has got your back. When kids come up to you and ask those difficult Santa-related questions, here are a few totally plausible answers to placate them.